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More Coffee? How to perk up old goats :-)
'Viagra Coffee' Seized in Malaysia
A direct-selling company marketed a coffee mixture with a secret ingredient which guaranteed to 'perk up' drinkers. The secret ingredient was sildenafil, more popularly known as Viagra. Enforcement officers from the Health Ministry recently raided the direct-selling company in Gombak. A medical examination is required, along with a doctor’s recommendation, before men who are suffering from erectile dysfunction are allowed to purchase sildenafil or Viagra. A ministry spokesman said: "The coffee mixture had been distributed in sachets nationwide. Officers found 900 boxes containing more than 9,000 sachets of the coffee mixture which retailed for more than RM80 per box." The company used individuals to distribute the product in small quantities to evade detection by authorities, he said. "Investigations revealed that the distributor attempted to mislead the public by claiming that the coffee mixture could provide an energy boost, besides being beneficial for men," the spokesman said. If a coffee mixture is sold at a higher than normal price then it is almost certain to contain the sildenafil. "A coffee mixture containing the dangerous chemical is sold for between RM5 and RM10 per sachet compared with coffee mixtures which retail for between RM1 and RM2 per sachet," the spokesman said. Sildenafil is a controlled substance because of the dangers it poses to those suffering from heart ailments and high blood pressure. Those who consume sildenafil without a doctor’s prescription run the risk of headaches, stomach aches, hearing loss, vision impairment and muscle pain. source: http://www.impactlab.com _ Bruce, Now you know the cause of your various pains and increasing impairments. Stop drinking this coffee from tanks, there is actually NO cure for senility's ravages! Mort "I wrote for the Bangkok post for several years and, at least from a free lance point of view, the sub-editor for whatever section you were writing for wrote the headlines. One used a descriptive heading, i.e., 'report on riot at Siam Paragon, by Good soldier' and sent it in." the pathetic Troll, on 5 Jan 2009 |
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On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:16:58 +0000, Larry wrote:
(Magnus) wrote in : 'Viagra Coffee' Seized in Malaysia "Any erection that lasts over four hours belongs to one really lucky girl!" Hmm... perhaps it would be a lucky experiment for the girl but certainly not for her stiff partner. The man can even lose his dick!!! Just have a look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism BTW our common old pal - whose name is "Good Soldier Schweik" in SCT or "Bruce in Bangkok" in RBC - could have given us first-hand information on this painful matter. Alas, our 'expert' seems to be very shy of posting anything on rec.boats.cruising... unlike he is used to do on many other ng like: rec.knives, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.malaysia, alt.os.linux,suse soc.culture.asean, rec.travel.asia, rec.crafts.metalworking, etc. And it's the same thing for his sock-puppet, LarbGay from New Zealand. Go figure! -- ----- Larry Noone will be safe until the last lawyer has been strangled by the entrails of the last cleric. :-o Mort "I have a 40 ft. sail boat and we (wife & I) live aboard in S. Thailand for about half the time" by the coffee smuggler, on rec.crafts.metalworking, 05 Nov 2008 |
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On Jul 10, 7:44*am, (Magnus) wrote:
Bruce, Now you know the cause of your various pains and increasing impairments. Stop drinking this coffee from tanks, there is actually NO cure for senility's ravages! Look what it's done to me. Mort *******Hmmmmmm. You are a rather wrinkled old sod Mullet. I think it's this fixation you have for your betters. |
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On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:14:10 +0700, Good Soldier Schweik
wrote: On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:21:49 GMT, (Magnus) wrote: On Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:16:58 +0000, Larry wrote: (Magnus) wrote in : 'Viagra Coffee' Seized in Malaysia "Any erection that lasts over four hours belongs to one really lucky girl!" Hmm... perhaps it would be a lucky experiment for the girl but certainly not for her stiff partner. The man can even lose his dick!!! Just have a look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism BTW our common old pal - whose name is "Good Soldier Schweik" in SCT or "Bruce in Bangkok" in RBC - could have given us first-hand information on this painful matter. Alas, our 'expert' seems to be very shy of posting anything on rec.boats.cruising... unlike he is used to do on many other ng like: rec.knives, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.malaysia, alt.os.linux,suse soc.culture.asean, rec.travel.asia, rec.crafts.metalworking, etc. And it's the same thing for his sock-puppet, LarbGay from New Zealand. Go figure! -- ----- Larry Noone will be safe until the last lawyer has been strangled by the entrails of the last cleric. :-o Mort "I have a 40 ft. sail boat and we (wife & I) live aboard in S. Thailand for about half the time" by the coffee smuggler, on rec.crafts.metalworking, 05 Nov 2008 Ah, the Bangkok dock Dork reports again. Did you contact your rapist mate again for the real low down? cheers, Schweik (goodsoldierschweikatgmaildotcom) "Don't misunderstand. I agree with you that living aboard in Bangkok isn't necessarily such a bad thing. Living at a dock is rather tacky, though. Better to be on the hook or, better yet, a good heavy mooring. What gets my goat is some old has-been talking like he's some great authority and a current world cruiser when he's done nothing but sit at a dock for the past 30 years. Seems rather disingenuous to me. Why the pretense? Bruce is obviously not really a cruising sailor - not for thirty years, at least. He's an old man living in the past, stuck halfway around the world at the spot where he abandoned his dream of a circumnavigation. In other words, he failed. He failed 30 years ago. If he's 80 now that means he threw in the towel when he was 50. Doesn't even have the age factor to blame for his failure. Just chickened out, it seems. Washed up! Ran out of steam! Didn't have what it takes. So, why does he pretend to be a success? An authority? An icon?" Here is the answer of your question, Bruce-in-Bull****. It was posted on 31Jul 2008 by your 'friend' Wilbur on rec.boats.cruising, a ng that you now avoid when you are using the alias of GSS. A quite ridiculous behaviour, like most of your usenet rantings! BTW this rbc guy, Wilbur, seems to really annoy you. I don't know him at all but I wonder why you are so upset... Actualy the source of your accusation comes from "Borked Pseudo Mailed" and other well-known trolls like 'Anonymous'. That speaks a lot about you, dear Brown-eyed Mullet! And your contradictor is still posting on rbc despite your offensive claims. He seems not to give a hoot about the filthy emanations of trolls like yours. I don't want to feed the megalomaniac Fartbag but - contrary to what our usenet troll claims - there are several ports in the Bangkok area. There are located on the Chao Phraya River in the Klongtoey district of the capital. But what people call usually the 'Bangkok Port' is Laem Chabang, about 100 kms from Bangkok. It's actually a huge commercial seaport and the whole area looks like any industrial town. I would certainly not recommend it as a holiday resort but -weirdly enough - it's possible to embark for a cruise: http://www.princess.com/learn/ports/...ports/LC1.html IMHO it looks like our pompous senile troll has attracted followers! ;-) Mort "Actually I was just being a troll. the Wiki says that between 200 - 500 billion are Buddhists" - raving from the Gross SS on sct, 30 May 2009 |
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