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Larry

Bolaleman wrote in news:fb3f00f4-7e45-4668-b8a6-
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CAMP LOHIKAN in the Pocono Mts.

Camp Lohikan is a coed resident summer camp located in northeast
Pennsylvania. Our campers range in age from 6 to 15. We operate 65+
activities on a daily basis and our facilities are extensive. Click
here for more information.

Nothing like taking care of the lawyers' and millionaires' kids for the
summer to open yourself up to a long prison term just because you ****ed
off some horny teen, catching her mating with some boy behind the
galley.....

I helped wire a friend's daycare center with an extensive network of video
cameras that record every move the staff makes from changing the diapers to
the very moment they hand 'em over to Mom picking them up. The cams have
squashed 4 nasty lawsuits in the bud from the paranoid parents, so far.
Once confronted watching little Johnny, their wonderful son, slapping the
staff and telling them he's gonna have their asses by telling the cops they
molested him, and being able to PROVE otherwise, it stops the problem dead
in its tracks.

It would be a fun job....but not in Paranoid America!