Montana bears
On Nov 14, 8:41*pm, JohnH wrote:
Montana * Bear
A bear walks into a bar *in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on
the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, 'We *don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Billings' *
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a *beer. *
The *bartender tells him again, *more *forcefully, *
'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in *Billings *..' *
The bear, very angry now, says, *
'If you don't serve *me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at *the
end of the *bar.' *
The *bartender says, *
'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in *bars in
Billings'
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. *
The bartender states, *
'Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully *bears in
bars in Billings who are on drugs.' *
The bear looks at him quizzically and says, *
'I'm *not *on * drugs.' *
(You're gonna hate me for *this...) *
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The bartender says, *
"You are *now . . . *
* * * * * * *That was a barbitchyouate!"
--
A Harry Krause truism:
"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
Gag, John!
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