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Default Expensive scallops

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7 gallons of scallops to clean. ˙We get home and find our well pump
has gone out, NO WATER. ˙At last, we run a hose 300' to the neighbor,
cold showers outside tonight and we all smell like scallop guts.


Yeah, but you get to eat fresh scallops, right?


ONLY if he's got an emergency outhouse!