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Default Obama's Katrina?

Plays With Morons wrote:
On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:29:28 -0400, HK wrote:

Mike Hussein Hunt wrote:
Well, it would appear that...


...you should consider changing the last part of your "handle" to "...is
a moron."


What's the matter - don't like the fact that the single most liberal
paper in the country is calling your boy corrupt and incompetant?

Ah- poor baby...



Please. Pull your head out of your butt.

"I don't care if footage of Obama snorting coke off Scarlett Johansson's
boobs surfaces in late October. All it will do is bolster his standing
with white males. I don't care if McCain is introduced by a resurrected
Jesus Christ at the convention. All it will do is **** off Joe
Lieberman. McCain won't just be defeated, he'll be crushed. And not just
Bob Dole crushed, but crushed in a way that redefines the political map
for the next 25 years.

"He'll be crushed so decidedly, that bartenders will coin a new drink
called "The McCrush" -- vodka and Orange Crush over crushed ice, served
in a hollow flip-flop with a sprig of pandering. The networks will
switch over to infomercials at 10pm on Election Night, because they'll
have nothing left to cover after Obama's victory speech. Webster's will
add the word "McCained" to its thesaurus entry for "crushed." Gamers
will start taunting each other with new words like "Obampwnd!" and
"McNoob!." Somewhere, out there in the everlasting ether of death, Barry
Goldwater will feel better about himself."

Seth Grahame-Smith


Now, go play, moron.