Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
It's National Tell A Joke Day.

http://holidayinsights.com/moreholid...llajokeday.htm

Here, I'll start.

This horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up from polishing a
glass and asks "Why the long face?"



An el Qaeda guerrilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the
desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man
at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $55."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need
an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
water first."

"Okay," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother
won't let me in without a tie."