Does he talk like the one on the Pink Panther?

If so, you got a deal.

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"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Gould's Anteater Rentals at your service.

For a not so reasonable price, I'll ship you an anteater.

The rental rate will be substantially higher than you'd pay an
exterminator,
but you won't have to worry about spraying poison chemicals around your
boat.

There are a few items of fine print.

First, my ant eater should not be confused with an aunt eater, and won't
be
removing any relatives that might be currently out of favor.

Second, the ant eater is equipped with some very sharp claws, (often used
for
digging into ant hills in his natural environment). We will take no
responsiblity for damage to wall coverings, floorboards, carpets, or
headliners
caused by the ant
eater rooting out the pesty little insects.

Third, there is a bit of industrial "fallout" that may be discharged by
the ant
eater when it is engaged. That would be your problem, and he is averse to
wearing a diaper.

Finally, there is a certain odor associated with a full grown ant eater.
(Some
say it smells as badly as our rental agreement, but we think the beast
merely
runs a close second.)