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Scotty

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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1) Capt. Rob is the group's kick boy
2) Capt. Rob never earned a dime in his life. Lacks the
necessary skill
set to actually be paid.
3) Capt. Rob has been relegated to stay-at-home dad
because a nurse can
earn twice or three times the paycheck.
4) Capt. Rob motors his wife's low-end production boat and
runs aground
all the time. Bent his driveshaft recently on the same
rocks he's run
into about a dozen times in the past year.
5) Capt. Rob can't read a compass so he leaves the cover
on it.
6) Capt. Rob can't figure out how to trim main and jib so
they work
together so he leaves the cover on the mainsail most of
the time.
7) Capt. Rob's kid is overweight just like his dad.
8) Capt. Rob thinks 2600 square feet is a big house. (Most
people's
garage is bigger than that.)
9) Capt. Rob is too uncoordinated to ever get a Class A
CDL. Probably
can't pass a random drug test anyway.
10) Capt. Rob is butt ugly.
11) Capt. Rob has an all-girl crew because he likes
associating with his
peers.
12) Capt. Rob drives cheap, highly-recalled automobiles.

Wilbur Hubbard