View Single Post
  #6   Report Post  
posted to rec.boats
Short Wave Sportfishing Short Wave Sportfishing is offline
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,649
Default I hate boat buyers... (long)

On Mon, 21 May 2007 06:00:11 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 20 May 2007 11:19:15 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
groups.com...

I am very interested in Halmans with trailers...butt...am afraid of
guns!

Tom doesn't shoot anyone anymore...... at least not very often.


I haven't shot anybody in - well, close to forty years now.

Not that I haven't wanted to mind you, but... :)

Just call the bunker ahead of time and he'll allow safe passage.


Well, now that I've established the Universal Free State of Shortwave,
I'm afraid that he will have to apply to my Department of Free State
Security for entrance.

However, for a small fee, I can "expedite" the process that will allow
safe passage through my army of Ninja Dogs, the automated roaming
roboguns, the sentient self-aware Bolo tanks and a nasty little piece
of military hardware I picked up in another dimension - a menagerie of
robo animals with all kinds of nasty weaponry.

We won't even discuss the critters and weapons that guard the moat.


That where the Purple People Eaters now live?


No - they fly CAP.