Steve Leyland wrote:
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Henry
Schmidt stirred from its slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: In news:sUtOh.111433$fo5.71120@trnddc07,
:: Henry Schmidt typed:
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::: In news:d5nOh.4820$xE.4520@trnddc08,
:::: Henry Schmidt typed:
::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::: In news:56mOh.4810$xE.4204@trnddc08,
:::::: Henry Schmidt typed:
::::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::::: In news:7X8Oh.32658$vI1.11325@trnddc02,
:::::::: Henry Schmidt typed:
::::::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::::::: In news:G%BNh.5713$vI1.2186@trnddc02,
:::::::::: Henry Schmidt typed:
::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:32:33 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::::: RTBNh.5703$vI1.3361@trnddc02:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:23:34 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::::::: qLBNh.5693$vI1.4949@trnddc02:
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:15:17 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::::::::: FDBNh.5683$vI1.3407@trnddc02:
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::::::::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:06:04 +0000, Henry Schmidt
:::::::::::::::::: wrote 0vBNh.5674$vI1.1351@trnddc02:
::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:55:20 +0000, Henry Schmidt
:::::::::::::::::::: wrote YkBNh.5661$vI1.1170@trnddc02:
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::::::::::::::::::::: First the tard foams ..
:::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::::: Then he kook dances...
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::::::::::::::::::::: Then he backs down from whatever....
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::::::::::::::::::::: Then he runs away....
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::::::::::::::::::::: He's a spectacular tard...
:::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::::: The he makes a brief cowardly appearance..
:::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::::: Then he runs away again...
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::::::::::::::::::::: Total tard
:::::::::::::::::::: You've posted this -what? 8 times?
:::::::::::::::::::: While continuously replying to him.
:::::::::::::::::::: He's right there. At the keyboard.
::::::::::::::::::: there have been periods where he tried to slink
::::::::::::::::::: away...
:::::::::::::::::: laugh
:::::::::::::::::: OK. In your world, that's exactly how it happened.
:::::::::::::::::: In our world, we went to the store.
::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::: Spin spin spin...whatever..
:::::::::::::::: Remember the cookie dough from last night? We went and
:::::::::::::::: got it. And a few other things.
::::::::::::::: Yum.. Make sure lameytard's fat as$ doesn't eat it all
::::::::::::::: by himself. He's the type to make the cookie and eat
::::::::::::::: them all and now tell you that he made them.
:::::::::::::: Fat? LAMEY???? Oh dude.. laugh
:::::::::::::: Anyway, he won't be eating them all. He's outside in that
:::::::::::::: stupid hot tub. With the laptop, no less. I'm gonna make
:::::::::::::: them and hide them. ha!!
::::::::::::: Don't harpoon him. There's ton of foam left in him.
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: I won't. It's not my style. gryn
::::::::::: Is he in there with another man? Are they nude? Is the dude
::::::::::: on top of lameytard thrusting?
::::::::::
:::::::::: most homophobes are closet gaylords. but then you know that
:::::::::: already dontcha henry?
::::::::: If you take the c0cks out of yer mouth, I'll be able to
::::::::: understand yer tardspeak better, as$clown
::::::::
:::::::: oh, the irony.
::::::: oh da troof.
:::::::: WTF is a c0ck, ****head?
::::::: It's what yer have in yer mouth and as$hole right now, b1tch.
::::::
:::::: ahaa! so it means a spliff and poo then. for a moment there I
:::::: thought you meant to say cock.
::::: U have c0ckbreath, b1tch
:::::: do be assured that I'm a vegetarian, so I'd never eat dead birds.
::::::
:::::::: been too busy downloading gay porn to learn how to type
:::::::: properly haven't you, spankard?
::::::: So that's what you've been up to c*ntslice
::::::
:::::: still with the lame asteriskes eh? won't yer mom take time off
:::::: from pulling tricks to turn off net-nanny little boi?
::::: Mr. NoInfluenceOnMyPostingStyle
::::
:::: BWAHAHA AHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAHAA.
::: Laughing to hold back the tears eh.. Tha never works.. Let them
::: tears flow like a river... tardo.
:::: mister backs down from posting a simple word like "cock".
::: You always back down from me.. You slink away as soon I start
::: resuming my beating of ya...
::
:: some people not living with mommy do work for a living and need to
:: sleep, obsesso-boi.
: And some people that are male prostitutes like you suck d1ck for a
: living.
:: we don't all sit on usenet 24/7 waiting for replies from dull
:: spankards like yourself.
: You $hit on usenet 24/7. Your as$ is quite used to fecal explosion.
::
:::: posting style my hairy arse, yer mom is running net-nanny isn't
:::: she?
::: It kills ya that your owned tarded as$ is not nonInfluential.
::
:: grasshopper, you feel my influence every time you dance for me with
:: your
: It is you that foam and kook dance for me. You kookdance so kooky well
: it's as if you're doing some Wicca campfire demon spirit as$ pirate
: dance.

I will grace your sorry arse with just one reply for now as I'm very busy
working and making lots of money, hey why not try it sometime instead of
Are you laying the foundation for you to cut and run again... It fools
no one. Everyone knows that yer ducking out cause you just can't take
it. Cause yer owner (me) is besting you again. Just say that you're
gonna aimlessly flail and run.
living at mom's? I'm guessing you don't get out too much, hence the many
frothing replies and extremely lame taunts to others I've just seen in
sampling a few of yer poasts. you've most likely been plonked by most
intelligent readers.
As$clown making a buck fifty is not a lot of money. BTW how's your male
prostitution business going. I hear your daddy handed down the business
to ya. Like c0cksing father. Like c0cksucking retard son.

Run away if you must. I understand that you know that yer outwitted again.
:
: face it c*nty one. I *own* your stoopid as$ and I've Xposed ya as a
: f*cking kook. A gay c0cksucking kook. You're as lame as $hit. And your
: punk as$ always runs from my abuse.

no no, grasshopper. it seems you think I'm a teenager newbie like yerself?
Nah. I know yer an old fart. Which makes your level of lameness that
much more pathetic. It shows that the adage if at first you don't
succeed try try again.. simply doesn't work in your case.
I was trolling usenet when you were in nappies, and didn't ever use gay
lames.
As usual, you have no point. Just incoherent ramblings of a *kook*.
where exactly is this "abuse" to which you so laughingly refer?
I guess you have problems with reading comprehension, eh? Get a flame
tutor to have your decrease your level of lameness.

:: hilarious badly formatted gay lame replies, ****head. note the
:: spelling and repeat after me?
: Hey c*nt. Yer bitter cuz yer *owned*. Get over it, Kunta ,cuz as far
: as yer concerned it's 1753. Yer freedom is a long way off, as$clown.
: Now what, b1tch?

now perhaps come up with something interesting to read instead of sounding
like a OMG WTF AOLER UR GAY LOL U SUCK AN UR OWNED ******.
You have yet lowered my expectations of your flaming skills (or lack
thereof) with that bit of lameness. BTW, U R *owned*, Kunta.
::
:::: why don't you get a job and your own chit and move out?
::: Why don't you stop c0cksucking men get yer STDs treated.
:::: too ****ing lazy or retarded to work?
::: Too c0ckaddicted , eh fagboi. Rohitnol is yer friend in yer
::: c0cksucking practice, eh c0ckslurpy
:::: nail---head.
::: braindead b1tch.
:: boring lamer.
: c0ckbreath c*nt.
homophobe closet gheylrod.
Openly gay c0cksucking fagboi.