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Default Lameytard appears to have run away yet again...

In news:56mOh.4810$xE.4204@trnddc08,
Henry Schmidt typed:
: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: In news:7X8Oh.32658$vI1.11325@trnddc02,
:: Henry Schmidt typed:
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::: In news:G%BNh.5713$vI1.2186@trnddc02,
:::: Henry Schmidt typed:
::::: blu wrote:
:::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:32:33 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::: RTBNh.5703$vI1.3361@trnddc02:
::::::
::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:23:34 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::: qLBNh.5693$vI1.4949@trnddc02:
::::::::
::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:15:17 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::: FDBNh.5683$vI1.3407@trnddc02:
::::::::::
::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:06:04 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::::: 0vBNh.5674$vI1.1351@trnddc02:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: blu wrote:
:::::::::::::: On Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:55:20 +0000, Henry Schmidt wrote
:::::::::::::: YkBNh.5661$vI1.1170@trnddc02:
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: First the tard foams ..
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Then he kook dances...
:::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Then he backs down from whatever....
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Then he runs away....
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: He's a spectacular tard...
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: The he makes a brief cowardly appearance..
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Then he runs away again...
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Total tard
:::::::::::::: You've posted this -what? 8 times?
:::::::::::::: While continuously replying to him.
:::::::::::::: He's right there. At the keyboard.
::::::::::::: there have been periods where he tried to slink away...
:::::::::::: laugh
:::::::::::: OK. In your world, that's exactly how it happened.
:::::::::::: In our world, we went to the store.
::::::::::::
::::::::::: Spin spin spin...whatever..
:::::::::: Remember the cookie dough from last night? We went and got
:::::::::: it. And a few other things.
::::::::: Yum.. Make sure lameytard's fat as$ doesn't eat it all by
::::::::: himself. He's the type to make the cookie and eat them all and
::::::::: now tell you that he made them.
:::::::: Fat? LAMEY???? Oh dude.. laugh
:::::::: Anyway, he won't be eating them all. He's outside in that
:::::::: stupid hot tub. With the laptop, no less. I'm gonna make them
:::::::: and hide them. ha!!
::::::: Don't harpoon him. There's ton of foam left in him.
::::::
:::::: I won't. It's not my style. gryn
::::: Is he in there with another man? Are they nude? Is the dude on top
::::: of lameytard thrusting?
::::
:::: most homophobes are closet gaylords. but then you know that already
:::: dontcha henry?
::: If you take the c0cks out of yer mouth, I'll be able to understand
::: yer tardspeak better, as$clown
::
:: oh, the irony.
: oh da troof.
:: WTF is a c0ck, ****head?
: It's what yer have in yer mouth and as$hole right now, b1tch.

ahaa! so it means a spliff and poo then. for a moment there I thought you
meant to say cock.
do be assured that I'm a vegetarian, so I'd never eat dead birds.

:: been too busy downloading gay porn to learn how to type properly
:: haven't you, spankard?
: So that's what you've been up to c*ntslice

still with the lame asteriskes eh? won't yer mom take time off from pulling
tricks to turn off net-nanny little boi?

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Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

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