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SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH

wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser.
Please
don't.
You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood,
deserves
a
new
name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here
where
all
her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned
and
the
sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life -
albeit
a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role
Playing -
which
is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names
and
become
a
new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a
traditional
fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect,
speed
of
thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other
characters,
Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered
one
of
the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage
that
other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated,
uncontrolled
and
over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations
that
have
never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal
discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned
debate
by
the
use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the
Internet
or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented
Global
Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her
off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural
opponent
in
Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce
between
opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set
Basskisser
The
Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another
debate
opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on
distracted
and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer
before
you
get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every
post
you've
made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude
snowmobile
with
the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let
alone
are
a
PE.

Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone
are
a
PE.

I still want some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35hp
Wankel that does 80 mph.
I still want some data that "At Pillar Point Harbor in Calif,
the
put
the abandoned and dead beat
slip
paying boats in "The Box". They tow them up on the beach and
let
the
salvagers go at them."

I still want some data that you have a registered patent.

And all of your other lies or ignorance.


Already said I will post my patent number if you prove you are a
PE.

Two things wrong with that. First, you have it in your head that
I'm
Kevin Noble. I am not. Secondly, I can post any patent number I
want.
That doesn't prove that it's MY patent. Now what part of that
don't
you
understand? And what about some data for that Evinrude snowmobile
with
the 35 hp Wankel that you claim would do 80mph?


Why do you keep bringing up Kevin?

Because YOU are too stupid to find out who I am, and also stupid
enough
to not be able to learn that I'm not him!



Guilty about stealing his name? I will
post the patent number and ou can go to the USPTO website and look
up
my
name!

Hmm, so let me get this right. If I go the patent office website,
get a
patent number that ANYBODY can look up, you'd instantly believe that
I'm that person????




Post your PE number and we can go to the Georgia state website and
verify your PE. Simple.

Prove who you are, first.


Nope, you go to the USPTO and the patent tells who is on the patent.
And
the city they live in. If your were any good, you could even look up
the
patent.

Oh, good God you're dumb! YOU HAVE TO PROVE WHO YOU ARE FIRST. You
could dig up any patent and say that's you. There are more than one
patents in Livermore, you know. Try THOUSANDS.


Stalking again.


Because I'm answering a reply that YOU WROTE TO ME??????
That's just stupid......


What is stupid it you. You have not answered anything. Prove you even
graduated college.


I've answered every question you've asked me. YOU have answered NONE
that I asked you.
When you prove that a 70's model Evinrude snowmobile with a 35hp Wankel
will do 80mph.....
When you prove that a yard of concrete weighs two tons.......
When you prove that at Pillar Point Marina, they tow the abandoned
boats to shore and "let the salvagers have at them"........
When you prove YOU have a registered patent......