"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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on how to get these freakin' balloons out of a 75 foot tree.

http://www.swsports.org/images/PB143360.JPG

http://www.swsports.org/images/PB143361.JPG

I was wondering what the dogs were barking at out the front bay
window.

Now I know.

And I want them gone.


Use The Force, Luke. Or in this case, let the next Nor'Easter take care of
it. With any luck, maybe they'll blow into the trees of the Putz that let
them loose in the first place.

Other solutions with much more entertainment value for the observer:
Low-flying plane with a tailhook.
George Jetson-style strap-on jet pack (don't forget your helmet).
Two words: Flubber shoes.
If you're out of Flubber, a very large trampoline (still thinking the helmet
is a good idea).
Make significant donation to local Catholic church. Ask to borrow Flying
Nun for about an hour.

Any of the above should be complimented with a ground-based video crew to
maximize aforementioned entertainment value.