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Default How many ASAers does it take to change a light bulb?


Captain Rob to claim that he changed a light bulb
Loco to say he's a liar and doesn't know a light bulb from a jelly-fish
Doug to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
Bart to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
3 to say it's gay to change a light bulb
Ganz to report Capt. Rob to the light bulb police
Ozzy to argue that American light bulbs blind the poor and unfortunate
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
Gilligan to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
Seahag to indicate that she will have light bulbs in a few more months
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
Capt Mooron to point out it isn't manly to change light bulbs, but filling
them with overproof and then eating them is superb dining.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
Katy to lhrf3ro owerfo iwer o4rto
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Tapdpole to write an Ode to Light Bulbs he has known
Scout to check his light bulbs and report all is well
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
Jeff to say he doesn't trust light bulbs.
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.



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