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"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So
we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.


Yeah, like 3 days after you die.

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?


God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max


God has no gender...


. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral in
the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

and St Peter isn't in, he just stands guard at the gate...


I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice people...)


No doubt.

Max