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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So
we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.


Yeah, like 3 days after you die.

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?

God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max

God has no gender...

. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral in
the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

and St Peter isn't in, he just stands guard at the gate...

I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice people...)

No doubt.

Max

Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So
we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.

Yeah, like 3 days after you die.

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?
God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max
God has no gender...

. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral in
the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

Of course...the society at that particular time was patriarchal so they
could not have conceived of God as anything other...if a matriarchal
society had existed, the female Goddess would have applied...God does
not have a gender, sex, or anything like it. God is God and that is all.

"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next
year, timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring.
So we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.

Yeah, like 3 days after you die.

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?
God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max
God has no gender...

. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral
in the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

Of course...the society at that particular time was patriarchal so they
could not have conceived of God as anything other...if a matriarchal
society had existed, the female Goddess would have applied...God does not
have a gender, sex, or anything like it. God is God and that is all.

The Bible says God created "man" in his own image. If what you say is true,
Adam wouldn't have had sex organs, right?

Max

Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next
year, timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring.
So we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.
Yeah, like 3 days after you die.

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?
God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max
God has no gender...
. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral
in the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

Of course...the society at that particular time was patriarchal so they
could not have conceived of God as anything other...if a matriarchal
society had existed, the female Goddess would have applied...God does not
have a gender, sex, or anything like it. God is God and that is all.

The Bible says God created "man" in his own image. If what you say is true,
Adam wouldn't have had sex organs, right?

Max


The Old Testament is analogy....and not to be taken literally...many belie
ve that refers to man's prescient nature, the ability to choose between
right and wrong...

I hear there's a lot of dogs up there, wonder who cleans up
after them.

SV

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I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in
Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are
probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice
people...)

No doubt.

Max

Scotty wrote:
I hear there's a lot of dogs up there, wonder who cleans up
after them.

SV

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
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I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in
Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are
probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice
people...)
No doubt.

Max




....Elvis.....

"Scotty" wrote in message
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I hear there's a lot of dogs up there, wonder who cleans up
after them.

Will Rogers said, "If dogs don't go to Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they go."

Max