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Default Basic Safety Gear-You can't do better!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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She has been training me as well. I am also CPR certified, as are
plenty of folks. But Suzanne has been teaching me well beyond that.


Poor Bobby. Much as I love him, he's been the slowest possible student
imaginable. I try to teach him CPR and all he wants to do is fondle the
breasts on the Rescusi-Annie. And he "tongues" her while giving
breaths--can you imagine that?!! He gets a full-blown erection, tiny as it
is, every time I get her out of the case. I can always detect that little
bulge in his pants whenever I mention CPR practice. I doubt if he'll ever
learn anything. He won't even try.

Suzy
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