"Reverend Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Sure, it's easy to "be safe" when you never go anywhere.


That comment proves how unsafe a boater your must be. The worst
accidents are close to shore, when people "feel safe."

Being at home is the most dangerous place since most accidents occur there
too.

Stastically, the bathtub is number one. Avoid bathing and you'll amass a
100% safety record at home, just like Bubbles.

The safest place in the solar system is either on the surface of the sun
or on Pluto since there's a 100% safety record there.

Sorry. Several unmanned spacecraft have been "absorbed" by the solar limb
over the past few decades. Of course NASA and the Russian Space Agency both
planned it that way. But the fact remains that vehicles have "crashed" into
the sun. Pluto may be right, however, if one discounts meteorites and such
slamming into its frozen surface.

Max

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Being at home is the most dangerous place since most accidents occur
there
too.


Which is why my MOB pole is resting just a few feet away from my home
office.

Makes perfect sense, consideing that your boat never leaves the dock.

Max

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Compared to some old corpsman, her knowledge base is up to date.
Working in emergency and critical care means she sees action all the
time...more than most corpsmen to be sure.

And how often does she call the shots w/r/t patient care? Nurses may know
how to perform life-saving measures, but they are also trained to obtain
medical direction before doing so. I've no doubt your wife is similarly
trained and experienced.

A corpsman is trained to react and provide measures to correct emergent
situations, without medical direction. In a true emergency give me the
corpsman every time.

Max

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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She has been training me as well. I am also CPR certified, as are
plenty of folks. But Suzanne has been teaching me well beyond that.

Poor Bobby. Much as I love him, he's been the slowest possible student
imaginable. I try to teach him CPR and all he wants to do is fondle the
breasts on the Rescusi-Annie. And he "tongues" her while giving
breaths--can you imagine that?!! He gets a full-blown erection, tiny as it
is, every time I get her out of the case. I can always detect that little
bulge in his pants whenever I mention CPR practice. I doubt if he'll ever
learn anything. He won't even try.

Suzy
35s5 Heart of Gold

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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You have watched to many Jaws movies,


I have an irrational feat of sharks. It's to the point that I've not
comfortable cleaning the keel for 20 minutes here on the Sound. I've
considered doing a shark dive to get over it.

Not recommended in your case--they'd smell your fear and go right for the
nards.

Max

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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A lot of equipment but nobody with any sense to use it.


Note how scumbag the sailor now just flings lame insults? Wanna know
why? He

RB, I'm not going to join the fray, but I will say this. I just did
a lot of searching on Google, and I can't find a single news item
saying they STOLE the dinghy. The stories say they TOOK a dinghy, but
that could easily mean it belonged to one of the kids. Not ONE
reference I could find called it a theft in any way. Yesterday, my wife

and I TOOK a sailboat out sailing. It was not stolen, either. What kind

of person would label them criminals for such a deadly and sad stunt,
even if they had "stolen" it? That "Dave" (Sockpuppet?) is really a
creep.

Thanks....

RB IS SO DESPERATE HE'S QUOTING ANONYMOUS SOURCES AND LONG GONE ASA'ERS TO
MAKE HIS CASE!!!!

AND IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!

bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!

He's also a trained nurse!

A marine surveyor!

ahahahahaahahaaahaahahaahahaha!!!!!

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:11:43 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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1) Full time registered nurse! (See, I already won!)



How about an MD?


Depends on what kind of MD. A nurse who works in an Emergency Room and
Critical Care is better than many types of MDs in a crisis, which I'm
sure you're aware of.

Really? Can a nurse start an IV, cardiovert, or give life-saving
injections
to non-family members, legally and without medical direction? Can your
wife perform a tracheotomy? Can she perform a cut-down if she can't find
a
vein? Can she order a helicopter evac? My wife is an RN, incidentally,
so
you can't BS your way out of this. I also happen to know that NY's
regulations are stiffer than ours, and our nurses cannot do any of those
things without medical permission.

Max


Most Registered Nurses I know, (and I know quite a few), in an onboard
emergency, would concentrate on saving the life, and worry about
whether it was strictly legal later. They became nurses and remained
nurses because they are passionate about what they do.

Most new doctors get their REAL training amd mentoring from Registered
Nurses. If your wife is an RN and works in a hospital setting, I'm
sure she can verify that for you. Rob is correct that many MD's are
not as capable in emergency situations as many nurses. That doesn't
make them incompetent as Doctors. They just have different strengths
or areas of expertise. Some plumbers may also have carpentry skills,
and some anesthesiologists may have skills in orthopedics. Critical
care and emergency room nurses tend to be generalists, and are used to
making very quick and correct decisions on life and death matters
under pressure. They also get a lot of experience in a lot more areas
in a much shorter period of time than, say, a rheumatologist who has
been in private practice for 30 years.

CWM

Suzzette is a phrenologist.

Capt. Rob wrote:

Which is why my pole is resting just a few feet away from my homo
orifice.

Eww.... And it's detachable!


--
Capt Scumbalino

BB wrote:


Most new doctors get their REAL training amd mentoring from Registered
Nurses. If your wife is an RN and works in a hospital setting, I'm
sure she can verify that for you. Rob is correct that many MD's are
not as capable in emergency situations as many nurses.

So that would be like "Capt Rob" learning from a real cabin boy..right?


That doesn't
make them incompetent as Doctors. They just have different strengths
or areas of expertise. Some plumbers may also have carpentry skills,
and some anesthesiologists may have skills in orthopedics. Critical
care and emergency room nurses tend to be generalists, and are used to
making very quick and correct decisions on life and death matters
under pressure.

Indeed they do...not a job I'd wan't to deal with. Pays pretty good.
High burnout average and turnover. I bet it's high stress if you have
passion towards the people you are treating. Top that off with the
million plus people killed in Hospitals from medical mistakes a career
wrought with stress.

IMO Rob should publish that best seller, or direct a block buster and
provide Suzy with a less stressfull life.

Joe


BB

"Reverend Crantz" wrote in message
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Suzzette is a phrenologist.


sounds fancy. Around here, we just call them hookers.


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Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_