Suzzette is a phrenologist.



sounds fancy. Around here, we just call them hookers.



Hey, Bob, that was funny...but it went right over Scotty's retard
shaped head!


RB
35s5
NY

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Scotty
''One who never gets out of the Sound cannot, with
any degree of credibility, comment on the courage
of fellow sailors'' ....F.B.
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Bwaaahaahaahaaaaahaahahaahahahahhahaaha!!!!!!!!!!! !!


"Scotty" wrote in message
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--
Scotty
''One who never gets out of the Sound cannot, with
any degree of credibility, comment on the courage
of fellow sailors'' ....F.B.
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Offshore Flare Kit... Bwahahahahahaahahahahaaaa!!!

You forgot to mention your FINS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Spear Gun?????? Bwahahahahahaahahahahahaa!!!!! You're making this up ain't
ya!?

Taking my advise on the MOB Pole I see.... and to think you scoffed at my
suggestion at first! Tsk Tsk Tsk

Oh Dear Gawd... my sides hurt from laughing so hard after reading your
"Safety Gear" list!!!

It'll be as useless as your "extensive" navigational equipment you never
learned to use!

CM-


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

Heart of Gold carries the best and most extensive gear. Your boat can't
do better!

1) Full time registered nurse! (See, I already won!)
2) Coastal flare kit
3) Offshore flare kit
4) 3 throwable devices, two with lines.
5) 4 fire extinguishers
6) 1 large first aid kit
7) 4 adult and 1 child safety harnesses
8) 3 Type 1 life jackets, 8 type 2 and 4 type 1
9) 1 spear gun
10) 2 VHF radios
11) 2 cell phones
12) MOB Pole (Being installed this weekend)
13) two horns
14) US Navy signal kit
15) Other assorted gear and first aid items.

Heart of Gold, like Alien, Ghost and Yoda before her will continue with
our 100% perfect safety record, with more than 750 guests and counting!

RB
35s5
NY

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

Most Registered Nurses I know, (and I know quite a few), in an onboard
emergency, would concentrate on saving the life, and worry about
whether it was strictly legal later. They became nurses and remained
nurses because they are passionate about what they do.

Apparently you haven't known any who've worked a few years and have
experienced nurse burnout.


Most new doctors get their REAL training amd mentoring from Registered
Nurses. If your wife is an RN and works in a hospital setting, I'm
sure she can verify that for you.

Indeed she has. The brightest young physcians and medical students are
quick to ask nurses "what do I do now?"

Rob is correct that many MD's are
not as capable in emergency situations as many nurses. That doesn't
make them incompetent as Doctors. They just have different strengths
or areas of expertise.

Most physicians who've been in general (family) practice or internal
medicine for more than a few years are quite competent in emergent
situations, and far more capable of taking the measures necessary to save a
life than a nurse of similar years. As for ER physicians, there is no
comparison.

Some plumbers may also have carpentry skills,
and some anesthesiologists may have skills in orthopedics. Critical
care and emergency room nurses tend to be generalists,

The ICU and ER trend today is toward Clinical Nurse Specialists or Nurse
Practioners in such environments. They are highly-specialized and probably
as capable of saving lives as the physicians in their respective fields.
But first aid may not be their proverbial cup of tea, so to speak. They use
advanced techniques in their specialties and aren't really all that versed
in general concepts of first aid.

and are used to
making very quick and correct decisions on life and death matters
under pressure. They also get a lot of experience in a lot more areas
in a much shorter period of time than, say, a rheumatologist who has
been in private practice for 30 years.

They are with the patient for 8 or 12 hours shifts, but the rheumatologist
may see 50 to 70 patients per day, which broadens his scope of knowledge and
competence tremendously. While he may not see emergent patients, he was
exposed to first aid and emergency procedures during his medical education.
And he can give medications, start IVs, or perform a trache without waiting
for approval from afar.

Max

"Reverend Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:11:43 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote:


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
groups.com...

1) Full time registered nurse! (See, I already won!)



How about an MD?


Depends on what kind of MD. A nurse who works in an Emergency Room and
Critical Care is better than many types of MDs in a crisis, which I'm
sure you're aware of.

Really? Can a nurse start an IV, cardiovert, or give life-saving
injections
to non-family members, legally and without medical direction? Can your
wife perform a tracheotomy? Can she perform a cut-down if she can't find
a
vein? Can she order a helicopter evac? My wife is an RN, incidentally,
so
you can't BS your way out of this. I also happen to know that NY's
regulations are stiffer than ours, and our nurses cannot do any of those
things without medical permission.

Max


Most Registered Nurses I know, (and I know quite a few), in an onboard
emergency, would concentrate on saving the life, and worry about
whether it was strictly legal later. They became nurses and remained
nurses because they are passionate about what they do.

Most new doctors get their REAL training amd mentoring from Registered
Nurses. If your wife is an RN and works in a hospital setting, I'm
sure she can verify that for you. Rob is correct that many MD's are
not as capable in emergency situations as many nurses. That doesn't
make them incompetent as Doctors. They just have different strengths
or areas of expertise. Some plumbers may also have carpentry skills,
and some anesthesiologists may have skills in orthopedics. Critical
care and emergency room nurses tend to be generalists, and are used to
making very quick and correct decisions on life and death matters
under pressure. They also get a lot of experience in a lot more areas
in a much shorter period of time than, say, a rheumatologist who has
been in private practice for 30 years.

CWM

Suzzette is a phrenologist.

You've got it backwards. She doesn't read those bumps on Bubble's head--she
puts 'em there.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...



Most new doctors get their REAL training amd mentoring from Registered
Nurses. If your wife is an RN and works in a hospital setting, I'm
sure she can verify that for you.

Indeed she has. The brightest young physcians and medical students are
quick to ask nurses "what do I do now?"


It's the old "the guy who puts the nut on the propeller is really the one
who designed it" syndrome.

It's the nurses who teach the doctors, do all the medical research, design
and invent the medical devices, develop new therapies, finance the building
of hospitals, manage HMO's, write HIPAA regulations, etc, etc. Why spend all
that time becoming a doctor and doing research for years when you can simply
get a nursing certificate from Evelyn Wood trade school and instantly know
it all?

Labor unions built the auto industry, nurses built the entire medical
profession, gas station attendents built the oil industry, produce clerks
built the agriculture industry, and stewardesses built the airline industry.

Aaahahahahahahahaaaaa! And these idiots wonder why their jobs go overseas!

Joe wins!



What is ''canned water'' and carmel?

Scotty



"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Cabinboy Rob wrote:
Heart of Gold carries the best and most extensive gear.
Your boat can't
do better!

Wanna bet?

1) Full time registered nurse! (See, I already won!)

What if she is the one critically injured?

As we both are licenced MM masters we are both CPR and
first aid
certified.
Plus we both have fire fighting certification, and
tankerman
endorsements.

2) Coastal flare kit
Well duh, We carry red and white para flares. and 15
pistol flares and
two pistols.

3) Offshore flare kit

Sorta redundant, you going to use one or the other if
needed? We also
have 4 sets of Navy issue .25 cal. aviation type pencil
flares.

4) 3 throwable devices, two with lines.

we have 2 horse shoe dan bouys on lines, and a lifering,
not a cheap
small white one like you have on your stern. Also have a
monkey fist on
75ft of line, 12ga line heaving gun, 14 man inflateable
raft in hard
case, emergency fishing gear kit, water distillers, signal
mirrors, LED
flashlights, .38 snubnose colt, dye markers, EPIRB,
Sextant, compass,
sea anchor, canned water, carmel, solar blankets,
whistles, glow
sticks, knife.
5) 4 fire extinguishers

3 here.. one dry chem, one CO2. The engine room has an
auto halon
system.

6) 1 large first aid kit
Get suzy to get some morphine, rigs, stitching equip,
antibiotics.

7) 4 adult and 1 child safety harnesses

We have 2 adult harnesses. And one harness for working
aloft with a
dyna brake.

8) 3 Type 1 life jackets, 8 type 2 and 4 type 1

We have jackets for all aboard.

9) 1 spear gun

Me to! Also a Baby Bear Compound bow, Bushmaster AR15
shorty, .303, SS
410 shotgun 18" with slugs, Saber, Colt 1911, ect...
10) 2 VHF radios
What no SSB?
11) 2 cell phones
1
12) MOB Pole (Being installed this weekend)
Yelp
13) two horns
One hand held, one two tone airhorn
14) US Navy signal kit
Search light
15) Other assorted gear and first aid items.



Heart of Gold, like Alien, Ghost and Yoda before her
will continue with
our 100% perfect safety record, with more than 750
guests and counting!

We have never had an accident on RedCloud, living aboard
and sailing
full time since I bought her. Including several LD
offshore racing,
fishing trips. I did have a fish hook go in at the
thumbnail quick an
try to poke out on top of my thumb knuckle, but that was
at the dock.

As you can see...it's easy to do better.

Capt. Joe


RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ps.com...

You have watched to many Jaws movies,


I have an irrational feat of sharks.

Must be tough finding shoes.

"Joe" wrote ...


Also you need to use care not to look
like a seal if surfing.


Bob looks more like a Manatee ,
--
Scotty
''One who never gets out of the Sound cannot, with
any degree of credibility, comment on the courage
of fellow sailors'' ....F.B.
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