This is the real Ralph Waldo Emerson and I'm going to report you for abuse
for using my e-mail address.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


"Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
reenews.net...
| Finally get a clue and got rid of that webTV? It's about time...
|
| Paladin
|
| "Thom Stewart" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote in message .. .
|| So awful for me. I'm old. I'm senile. People tell me I stink.
|| Some people like Bobsprit and Binary Bill wish me dead.
|| Gimme a break!!!
|| It's this dammed MG. I like to say its MG but it might be
|| ALS -- or izit SIDS or AIDS or wazit ALTZ (for altzhighmerz).
|| Only my doctor knows for sure.
|| I can't help it I stink. They don't make colostummy
|| bags thick enough. They make holding tanks outta 1/4
|| inch thick pollyethilene but my strap-on bag of intestine
|| juice is about as thin as SaranRap. Even if I eat nothing but
|| vegtibles it still stinks to hi-heavans. They tell me to empty it
|| every day but I can't seem to remember one day from t'other.
|| Worse yet, I can't sail anymore. I'm too old and feeble.
|| My boat is gone. I lost it. Just can't remember where I
|| left it. No matter. It didn't sail worth a crap anyhow. My
|| dog used to **** on and in it. A regular fire highdrant that
|| boat and not much faster.....
|| So now my intire life revolves around reading and posting
|| to alt.sailing.asa. Isn't it pathetic? Responding to Losers like
|| Capt. Rob, Puppet SuzyRob, Katy the useless, Puppet MysTerry,
|| lameliar JGanz, Scotti the Potti and Maxprop the nin-cum-poop.
|| Since registered sex offender Gary Burnore and his
|| mud-packing pal, what's her name......????? Oh yah, *KA Cannon*
|| got sued and thrown off the internet for netcopping it's been
|| mighty boring around here. Not to mention little stevie leyland
|| the meower without claws. Oh wear o wear have all the lamers
|| gone....
|| I liked that KA Cannon the jailhouse bitch, she was more
|| fun than anything - especially when Burnore needed a B.J.
|| after getting all excited squeezing those teenage titties.
|| Then there was that SS Sweetness who grazed entire
|| Provinces of Canada to a nub. She actually tried to suck
|| up to ME!!!!! If only we could drill oil wells in her ass - put
|| Sawdy Arabia reserves to shame, cure our oil addiction it
|| would. Blubber biodiesel. Render baby render.....
|| Anyhoo, I ramble. I off topic. What do you expect from a
|| never was has-been? A Crummy WebTV website? Same old
|| Postage Stamp size pictures all grainey and all.... You got it!
|| Click he http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage
||
|| WEBTV - proven haven from clawless meowerw and clueless
|| flonkers.....
|| The old man's still here but where's the flonkers??? Nothing
|| but a castrated memory! Now, THAT's funny..... I'LL DRINK
|| TO THAT!
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