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Default Twenty greatest fishing spots on Earth (according toSal****erSportsman)

Harry Krause wrote:

Ascension Bay, Mexico
Bimini, Bahamas
Charlotte Harbor, Florida
East Cape, Baja, Mexico
Florida Keys
Hatteras, North Carolina
Isla Coiba, Panama
Iztapa, Guatemala
Kona, Hawaii
La Guaira Bank, Venezuela
Lizard Island, Australia
Lower Biscayne Bay, Florida
Martha's Vineyard
Midnight Lump, Venice, Louisiana
Montauk, NY
Ocracoke Island, N. Carolina
Papua New Guinea
Pinas Bay, Panama
Prince of Wales Island, Alaska
Rio Colorado, Costa Rica


Puzzling


Why is that puzzling?


Look, let's get real here. Sal****er Sportsman is an East Coast rag
promoting the fished out polluted waters of the *East Coast*. Their 20
best fishing spots is a figment of some marketing type's imagination.
Every fair and open minded person with real knowledge and experience
knows the best fishing is on the West Coast and Pacific. That's just a
phact.


For you local waters only Eastern dudes who really don't know the
difference, just go to your local grocery store and compare avocados.
You know, those Hass vs Floriduh types...that should open your eyes to
the truth without having to trailer to good waters.


And it's not just the quantitative differences of the two coasts. There
are huge qualitative differences to consider. West Coast fish put up
much bigger fights. Most Eastern fish still floating in those wretched
waters could only impress sissies. Toughest fight you're likely to
encounter in Floriduh waters is by snagging a clump of sargasso.


Yeah, right...some dickwad of a latter-day Nazi like you...has the skinny.


Just reporting phacts, Krause. Did you finally tire of the poor East
Coast fishing? Is that why you're trying to dump that Parker for
something towable? Sal****er Sportsman is an East Coast rag, you know.
Are you *really* impressed with the Chesapeake fishing, Krause? If so,
ignorance is truly blessed.

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