"riverman" wrote in message
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KMAN said: "They call them "divorce boats" because spouse x wants to
paddle up the east shoreline while spouse y wants to paddle up the west

shoreline."

I think they call them 'divorce boats' because spouse X and spouse Y
both wanted to stay dry, but they dumped. And spouse X blames spouse Y
and spouse Y blames spouse X. And just like sqeezing the damn
toothpaste from the middle, over time the little grudge grows and grows
and GROWS until ITS JUST TOO DAMN HARD TO PADDLE WITH YOU, YOU STUPID
CONTROL FREAK WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME WITH
THE KIDS WHEN YOU LET THEM STAY UP LATE AND I WANTED THEM TO LISTEN TO
WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND HEY YOU DELIBERATELY LET THAT WAVE SOAK ME YOU
LOOK LIKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER OR FATHER AND HEY!!! DON'T STEER US
THERE CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING?? I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS
ANYMORE MR EXPERT PADDLER IT WAS YOUR FAULT WE DUMPED BACK THERE GET ME
OUT OF THE GODAMNED CANOE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU WHEN
WE GET TO SHORE I"M CALLING MY LAWYER I HATE YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT!!

:-)
--riverman

Yes, there's that, as well.