Pride commeth before the fall . . . Brag on, Booby!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com...
|I have to admit...Bob Crantz sure hit the nail on the head. You all get
| played because you truly want to be treated as you wish.
|
| In a small village a man was introduced to the town "nut."
| "He'll do anything for 10 cents." The local explained, then asked,
| "Hey, old fool, do us a dance!"
| The town nut proceeded to do a spastic dance almost hurting himself in
| the process.
| "You see!?" The local gave the nut his 10 cents and walked off.
| Feeling pity for the nut, the man pulled him asside and said, "Say,
| here's a dollar. Next time tell that jerk to stick it up his ass!"
| The nut winked and patted his pocket. The sound of many dimes could be
| heard.
| "Now why would I ever want to do that. If I did, those losers would
| stop giving me dimes!"
|
| And so...my "dimes" are the laughs I get watching you all spin and
| kick, spit and yell as you foul yourselfs in an ever failing effort to
| "get to me." You never do and never will. This is a newsgroup and only
| two of you actually know me in "real" life. It's obvious that for Loco,
| Scotty, Bart, John, and many others...this is actually part of their
| real life...and that's almost as sad as it is funny. Almost!
|
| So fire away, losers! At the end of the day I'm still a happy bloke
| with a beautiful wife, and a better sailboat. None of you were able to
| do as well and most of you are a LOT older. When I think of folks like
| John with his Catalina, Loco with his tired dated Depress 30, Dough
| with trawler, Jeff with his Cat (!!) or Bart with his project
| boat....man, I'm a lucky guy!
|
| Capt. Robert B
| 35s5....A boat for the truly well endowed!
| NY
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