You're already in hell!

Look out the front window, watch and FEEL the trains go by!

Amen!

Look out the back window and view the cemetery!

The total value of your co-op is less than the down payment on my vacation
home!

You would have to sell on eBay enough used extension cords to wrap around
the earth three times to equal what I earn in one day!

The ghost of Kitty Genovese lurks in your doorway!

Pray to God!!

They are exceptional sailors! God made them that way!!

Unfortunately you don't have the tools or skillset to even recognize what a
sailor is!

Har-har-har!!

Hee haw! Hee haw!!

Burn in hell! Is the monitor shaking from another train going by?

Did they film Jake and Elwood in your apartment?

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Scotty has a nice boat! Know what makes it nice? The fact it's his!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Another train go by yet?

Do they still say "The Dashing Commuter" on the side?

aaahahahahahaha!!!!!

Amen!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
It's really special
when it comes from such learned and exceptional sailors as the types
found
here.


How can they be "exceptional sailors" if they're in here posting every
day and night???? HMMMMM???


Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB