On 3 Feb 2004 22:47:13 -0600, Norbert Poser wrote:

(AP) Washington, DC 2/3/04

President Bush announced today that Canada has stockpiled WMD's, and
is prepared to use them in the immediate future, if not sooner. "This
situation is...uhm...intollerible.", said Bush. "We must attack to
preserve the preservation of American Security and American ...uhm...
Homeland Security

Having been hit in the head by an errant hockey puck at a high school
game, I can attest to the fact that hockey pucks are in deed WMDs and
not only that, they hurt like hell - after you regrain consciousness
in the hospital that is.

All we need is four Girl Scouts with a mini-van full of cookies and
Canada is ours.

Later,

Tom
S. Woodstock, CT
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"I thought I'd just go fishin', but the fish
were not amused. And I caught myself just
wishin' that I was in the fishes shoes. Just
swimmin' in some deep blue water not a care
in my head, watchin' some fool with a line
and a pole hidin' by the riverbed."

Joe Ely, "Back To My Old Molehill" - "Flatlanders,
Wheels of Fortune - 2004"