"Norbert Poser" wrote in message
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(AP) Washington, DC 2/3/04

President Bush announced today that Canada has stockpiled WMD's, and
is prepared to use them in the immediate future, if not sooner. "This
situation is...uhm...intollerible.", said Bush. "We must attack to
preserve the preservation of American Security and American ...uhm...
Homeland Security, and our babies.
...................... ( snip )...........

Well Mr. Poser. Your country tried once before to invade Canada and your
army was soundly defeated and thrown out of
Canada. We will do it again if you attack. We will call upon our fearless
girl guides to beat your army over their heads with field hockey sticks
until they leave our shores. :-)

Jim Carter
"The Boat
Bayfield