On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 15:12:12 GMT, "Don Dando"
wrote:

I have sent him several emails asking what the source of his reporting is
but I never get any replies. I have asked if he is or has been a
journalists, but I get no replies.

Sorry about that. I have been very busy with Homeland Security issues,
and advising for the Iraq war. What can i do for you?

Does anyone have a clue why he reports the news as though he had just filed
his report with Associated Press?

It is because I work for Assiated Press. I didnt know I was coming
across that strong.

It appears that on rare occasion he goes for a boat ride, but then he very
quickly returns to the news reporting.

Yes. I am a millionaire. I own a mansion and a yatch. Now where is
that srcewy rabbit?

Is this the only place on the internet that he can freely "play"
journalists?

Dont you dare insult me here. I will call your ISP, and have you
forcably removed from the internet. Ive done it before, and Ill do it
again.

Now I gotta go. Pioliting my own ABBA hydro in Spain.