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Doug Kanter
 
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Default The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs

"basskisser" wrote in message
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I plan to carry an almanac with me from now on...

And I'm going to underline all sorts of passages.


Bring your prayer rug and your turban too... just wrap your turban a
little too tight and start dreaming of those 72 virgins, Osama bin Ali
Hairball Harry.


All Hail BushGod! All Hail Homeland Security (color codes and all!)
All Hail The Patriot Act. Now get in line and goose-step with the rest
of the republicans.


Sometime in the past few days, the Doonesbury comic strip reran a concept
introduced last summer. Pretty funny. Reporters are asking questions at a
White House news conference. They ask about Medicaid or some such thing, and
the answer from the podium is "9/11". They ask about taxes, and the answer
is "9/11". Finally, one of them asks if that's going to be the answer to ALL
questions. The response is "9/11, 24/7". :-)

Robots! They were fascinating in the 1950s when they were the stuff of sci
fi fantasy. Now, it's getting a little strange.