What a neat idea.

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of Allegiance. Operators are standing by, and if you respond within the
next fifteen minutes I will include a copy of The Lord's Prayer, the
humorous tale of Three Blind Mice, *and* the complete lyrics of the
perenially popular "Yankee Doodle." Commit these classics to memory and
amaze your friends. Display them proudly on your living room wall in a
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inserts. Your authentic Public Domain reproductions
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grandchildren will treasure these documents and continue to appreciate
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Doodle, (each officially certified by a graduate historian to exactly
duplicate the originals in the Public Domain), as well as a set of
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