Recently, the good Captain Neal was lauded for his extraordinary leadership
qualities which he has amply demonstrated here. Incorrectly, though, the
results of his actions were assigned to the traits of politeness, courtesy,
and grave concern for civil order. These traits are merely the result of a
correct, consistent and deep underlying philosophy which is ingrained in the
good Captain's every action. Most of you select your morals from a buffet
table of competing, contradictory philosophies. You live your lives guided
by a dissonant set of arbitrary rules which were selected, for convenience,
to hide your own internal conflicts. But not the good Captain! He lives his
life both free in thought and deed, without contradiction and without guilt.
For those of you wishing to live such a fullfilling, peaceful and complete
life I strongly urge you to examine the Conservative philosophies. It is
only through such thinking that you will have a harmonious existence here on
earth and everlasting life in the presence of our Lord. Amen! Praise and
Glory!

Bob Crantz