One Saturday night the priest discovered that his prized cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no", he said. "That's
not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said." That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should
rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.


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