"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
ink.net...
As a South Florida resident, I am deeply disturbed by this post. You,
better
than anyone, should know that there are *two* Mason-Dixon lines. The
least
known is drawn roughly along the Okeechobee waterway - the combination of
a
lake, rivers, and man-made canals opened in 1937 that divide the state and
allow
me to tell my friends up north that I live on an island.

This area below the Southern Mason-Dixon line is inhabited by people who
were
not born here (excluding the casino proprietors). We have Canadians, New
Yorkers, Chicagoans, New Yorkers, Pittsburghanites, New Yorkers, and one
or two
folks who arrived by a homemade vessel from some country to the south - I
forget
the name.

Please update your joke to exclude these people.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation,
Dan



There's only *two* Mason-Dixon lines? Around here it sorta depends on what
street you drive down.

Your complaint has been forwarded to the appropriate authorities.

Eisboch