Only the good die young . . .
CN
"katysails" wrote in message ...
Did it not occur to you that, given the way those people all lived, their
outcome was inevitable even without the voodoo doll?
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.
However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.
Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.
Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.
Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.
Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.
Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.
CN
CN
"katysails" wrote in message
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Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.
CN
"katysails" wrote in message
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You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...
"Seahag" wrote in message
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Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!
Seahag
"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...
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