On Sat, 21 Aug 2004 23:01:35 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:

Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest


By SARA LEITCH, Associated Press Writer

KENNEBUNK, Maine - America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in
12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.


Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., won $500 and a trophy belt for her
efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.

Each contestant had a partner cracking the shells and pulling out the
meat. Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a
12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds of the unshelled
crustaceans.

"I have a natural ability because of my stomach capacity," said Thomas,
who weighs a mere 105 pounds. "I could eat more, but something else —
not a lobster."

The competition, only in its second year, sought to elevate Maine into
the big leagues of competitive eating, alongside New York's Coney Island
with its Nathan's Famous hot dogs and New Orleans with its oysters.

This year's competition at the Pilot House Grill & Boatyard was
sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which
ranked Thomas the country's top speed-eater.

Thomas was coming off a baked bean victory days before in Indiana, where
she consumed 8.4 pounds of beans with pork in 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
She also holds records for hard-boiled eggs.

There is something obscene about "eating" contests. I wonder how
somebody in the Sudan would view a Nathan's Hot Dog contest while
eating essentially dirt. Or an elder couple eating cat food.

Food isn't for "contests".

Did I mention that eating contests are obscene?

If I didn't, they are.

Sorry - pet peeve.

What a woman!

Save America - Defeat Bush!

Um...Harry? Was this a pun? :)

Later,

Tom