"Simple Simon" wrote:

S.Simon - a real sailorman who lives the life and drinks the rum -
Jimmy Buffet sings about me.

Now just wait a minute here, Simple.

I flew my Aerostar to Key West back in about 1986, (well actually just
long enough to pick up our attorney and friends) then I climbed into the
far aft seat and took a wonderful nap. As soon as we landed (at an
impressive speed of 250 kts cruise speed) I was rested and ready to
party. Headed of to Margaritaiville for what else but a Margarita.

Anyway, Jimmy Buffet walked in and our eyes met. We smiled and he made
a beeline over to my table while my ex was sitting there. He pretended
that he wasn't even there. He preceded to ask me if we were having a
good time and struck up a conversation about how we arrived there. I
never could understand why he would single me out to find out if I was
having a good time with the obvious smile on my face.

LP (never could understand men)