Simple Simon wrote:

You guys and gals are pathetic. You've never sailed
more than a couple of miles from your dock.


Ya got me there, Simon; but that's because I just recently took up
sailing because my aged and abused body no longer allows me to pursue
more rigorous pleasures.

Speaking of pathetic, what always amazed me is that *everybody* will
gladly stand in line for anything from ice cream to theater tickets, but
not for sex.