On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:32:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I've questions that will stump the Captains (I hope)

You are sailing in a heavy fog and you hear ahead of you
one prolonged blast followed by one short blast.

What is the vessel ahead of you doing?
What kind of vessel is it?
What should you do?


Have a beer.





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