Oh lordy, lordy...bwahahaahahahahaha!

I took my boat on a short 100+ trip with no problems. a trip that Mooron and
Billy jane said I wouldn't take.
After I prove that I was there Mooron complains that I didn't keep a log! Donal
is upset that we stopped to cook a meal! Billy Jane thinks I was too careful
when entering a new port! Sadly, in the midst of all of this, Mooron admits
that he operates his vessel while drunk on a regular basis. Some members here
may feel that's no big deal and that's really sad.
Devastated by the way things are proceeding here, Billy Jane tries to claim I
was never there while attacking specifics of the "voyage!" Donal suggests I was
there, but not the "skipper!" Mooron, in "deep" trouble attacks my failure to
observe bottom contours and current, failing to even remember that I had
indictated doing just that when I spoke of traveling inshore to increase VMG!
Billy Jane urinates on his own shoe trying to claim he hailed me between 2:20
and 2:10 after explaining that he has no desire to EVER speak to me or meet me!
Mooron and Jane can't decide if bottom contours or "it's a milk" run is their
best tack!
This has been the best thrashing of the group since I bought the boat and beat
everyone with the mast!!!! I went sailing last night, spent the night aboard
and come home to 240 posts!!!

Thank you, thank you! Just throw money! Bwahahahaha! Aint I nuts, Ozzy? Gotta
admit, I belted 'em!

Capt RB
C&C 32 Alien
City Island, NY