"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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How long can you make your sheets last before having to launder them.

I've got a good system going where they last for months.
What I do is use a full-sized sheet, fold it lengthwise
down the middle and put it in the v-berth. I sleep on
it until it gets kinda salty, oily and yellowish-looking.

I have a suggestion that could make your sheets last for at least a year!

You can reduce the saltiness and yellow staining by affixing a clothes-peg
firmly onto your penis before you go to bed. That might also reduce the
oily problem.


If a clothes peg doesn't work, then use a cable tie!

Do keep us informed about your progress.


Regards


Donal
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