Interesting timing on that question, I've seen the acronym a bunch of times
and just skipped over it but for some reason in JR's post I decided to
finally google it.

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

"She Who Must Be Obeyed"? Wo.
Those spike heels can ruin a deck pretty quickly. Maybe its easy to convice
visitors that all the extra chain laying around the V-berth is ballast?