On Thu, 09 Oct 2014 19:17:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

...from a pair of white shirt and tie religious proselytizers who wanted
to if I had "found Jesus."

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What kind of fractured syntax is that? Don't you know that "know"
belongs after "to" and before "if"? Just what kind of phony liberal
arts major are you? Even engineers "know" better than that.