....from a pair of white shirt and tie religious proselytizers who wanted
to if I had "found Jesus."

That Jesus guy, he sure goes missing a lot.

They were persistent and obnoxious. I'm not sure what sect they
represented, as I refused to take any of their literature.

Haven't had religious pests stopping by for a couple of years. The
ladies who stopped by last year to invite me to church weren't obnoxious.

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“My heart goes out to the people of Ebola.”
Sarah Palin