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arache July 8th 03 11:23 PM

Mermaids
 

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.
cheers,



Allan Bennett July 9th 03 03:18 PM

Mermaids
 
In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.


Maybe its a drugs thing...

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arache July 10th 03 09:29 PM

Mermaids
 
"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
...
In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.


Maybe its a drugs thing...


You're just the type they're after.
cheers,




Allan Bennett July 11th 03 12:56 PM

Mermaids
 
In article , arache
wrote:
"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
...
In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.


Maybe its a drugs thing...


You're just the type they're after.
cheers,


I bow to your greater experience in these matters.



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of higher form of wit

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Bill July 13th 03 05:08 PM

Mermaids
 

arache wrote in message
...

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.



I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Rich Orford July 15th 03 05:34 PM

Mermaids
 

"Bill" wrote in message
...

I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Don't they grow legs when they're dry? ........ okay just ignore me, I'll
phone Dominos



Allan Bennett July 16th 03 04:46 PM

Mermaids
 
In article , Rich Orford
k wrote:

"Bill" wrote in message
...

I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Don't they grow legs when they're dry?


Fins just ain't what they used to be...


........ okay just ignore me, I'll phone Dominos




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arache July 18th 03 03:37 AM

Mermaids
 
"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
...
In article , arache
wrote:
"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
...
In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.

Maybe its a drugs thing...


You're just the type they're after.
cheers,


I bow to your greater experience in these matters.


Okay I'll let you off, but just this time. Of course from a quarter mile
mermaids just look like young ladies in bikinis. Just don't paddle in,
they're always the other side of rocks, especially the topless ones.
cheers,





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