Frederick Burroughs wrote:
You could have a sharkskin textured slipover designed for your kayak,
similar to the swim wear worn by some athletes. In designer colors
and patterns, it is worn by your kayak to increase speed and get
envious stares.





--
"This president has destroyed the country, the economy,
the relationship with the rest of the world.
He's a monster in the White House. He should resign."

- Hunter S. Thompson, speaking to an antiwar audience in 2003.

I wouldn't do that. I mean if you are in favor of a democratic world
for sardines...

"The Forum for Losers.....for those who have no life."

I think we kayakers got more in common with sardines. Think about it:
WE ALWAYS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN. Yet you see too many
sharks around here. They must be trying to stop the little fish from
organizing.

Well, next time you see one of those fake kayakers out there with the
big teeth sticking out, say, "Hey PREDATOR, you are too big for a
kayak!"