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![]() BCITORGB wrote: Tink suggests: ============== And those who smoke, never quite get around to building boats, or even going buffaloe hunting, so what do you need a boat for anyway. ============ OK, Tink, you're the guy who lives in what might have been buffalo country (I'm not sure), so I'll take your word for it: they needed BOATS to hunt buffalo?! GRIN Now I can not say for sure, but from what I understand about smoking grass, some of the side affects is that you are pretty mellow and don't have many needs except maybe more smoke. You don't need boats, you don't need to hunt buffaloe, and you certainly don't need boats to hunt buffaloe. ![]() Of course maybe that is why the buffaloe died out about the same time the steam locomotive started crossing the Great Plains. The buffaloe thought they were indians blowing all that smoke, carrying boats on their back while hunting buffaloe. Scared the poor critters into near extinction! Besides all that blasted whistle tooten, no buffaloe could get a decent night sleep, so they were suffering sleep deprivation, which only added to their hallucinations brought on by all that smoke. Wow! Cool! I'd love to see the harpoons they used. Of course, it makes perfect sense as the Nootka people on the west coast of Vancouver Island were very adept at herding the orcas onto the beaches with their horses. Marvelous horsemen they were. Cheers, Wilf As for your horsemen, I will google them and see what I find out, but I am sure it had more to do with the seahorses they were riding. The Orcas actually did all the work. They saw those seahorses carrying on like they were herding the orcas, and they thought if seahorses carrying men can come out in the ocean, then we should be able to crawl out of the water and take a stroll into town. So they would hit the beach running... er, should I say swimming, and meet their end. Turns out the Nootka probably were smoking the grass too, and were exhaling it out over the water where the orca had to come up and breathe, and the whole thing was a hallucination as well. The problem for the orca was they never caught on to the trick of the smoke, since those who experienced it were immedately removed from the gene pool. TnT |
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