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NEW CRONY REALITY TV
Hello, welcome to CRONY FEAR FACTOR!
I'm your host GLORIA, standing in for Shannonwhat'shername.... Today our guest is EDDY HEARN! Gloria: "Eddy, are you scared?" EDDY: "I am a superb lawyer, nobody can mess with me (I will DQ you if you do), and I know NEW YORK LAW! Nothing scares ME!" Gloria: Well EDDY, I'm sorry to tell you that you lost all of your many boatracing related LAWSUITS. EDDY: "NO! DAM*&%^ I WANT TO SEE FINANCIALS DAM&^$*$* THIS IS BUL$&$(*#!!!THEY CAN'T RACE IN KEY WEST (cause I'm scared to go) YOU HEAR ME Dam*((*&&!~ THIS IS BULS^&($&%$*!!!" Gloria: "Well EDDY we're just playing with you...I think he was scared! Hello, JOHNNY DOUGH, tell EDDY what he's won for being our guest here today!" JOHNNY: Eddy, you won the opportunity to place more incoherent profanity laced posts here on the internet (being the nice Christian young man that you are), AND MORE TIME TO DANGLE IN THE WIND WHILE TRYING TO COVER YOUR BUTT. Isn't that special! Congratulations!" Gloria: "that's it folks...until next time! buh bye!" EDDY: "DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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NEW CRONY REALITY TV
Save your comedy for television! God you are a funny bitch! Who cares!
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NEW CRONY REALITY TV
Save your comedy for television! God you are a funny bitch! Who cares!
Oh, c'mon Irishdick, ya gotta admit, some of this is some funny chit... |
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