On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:57:41 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

Heck, I should have thought of that.
Reminds me of my dogs.
Here's a dog "smarts" test.
Hold a biscuit out for the dog.
Then put it on the floor and put a bowl over it.
A smart dog will know the biscuit is there, and get at it by knocking
the bowl off it. The one I just put down was like that.
My other 2 dogs just think the biscuit never existed when the bowl
covers it. They walk away. Dumb.
That makes 3 of us.

--Vic