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[email protected] October 14th 08 05:58 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
On Oct 14, 10:46*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

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I can't do sit ups any more due to a couple hernia operations, however
I can still do a live stand up gig holding a 12 lb. bass guitar for
four hrs. with no breaks.

--------------------------------------

I couldn't play a guitar for four hours laying down, let alone standing.

However, *this* works pretty well.

1969 vintage (keyboards and electronics) , completely rebuilt, re-tubed and
modified slightly for an extra amount of "growl". *The cabinet is actually
from a pre-B3 Hammond and dates back to the mid '30's.
Also included a refurbished Leslie 122.

Found it on Craigslist last week .... cheap! * It was formally used as a
rental for bands doing tours in the Boston area.
Always loved the sound of an old school Hammond B3. *The new ones are
digital and, although they sound good, they just don't have the sound of the
old mechanical tonewheel.

http://www.eisboch.com/b3.jpg

Eisboch


I agree, love the sound of an old B3

Don White October 14th 08 06:35 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 

wrote in message
...
On Oct 14, 11:41 am, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...





On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday. The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.


"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"


SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures for
anyone
under 10.


Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw him.


He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.


and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.


Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my
back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Come on, that's almost believable. If you want to be like your lover/
clone Harry, you need to come up with more far fetched lies than that!
Try at least doubling the numbers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ah LoogieToons........ if I wanted to lie, I would come up with double the
numbers.
I feel no need to exagerate or try to impress here, it's unlikely I'll run
into any of you. (except for the odd excursion into the backwoods of Maine)



[email protected] October 14th 08 06:38 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
On Oct 14, 1:35*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Oct 14, 11:41 am, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday. The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.


"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"


SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures for
anyone
under 10.


Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw him.


He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.


and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.


Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school..
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my
back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Come on, that's almost believable. If you want to be like your lover/
clone Harry, you need to come up with more far fetched lies than that!
Try at least doubling the numbers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*------------------------
Ah LoogieToons........ if I wanted to lie, I would come up with double the
numbers.
I feel no need to exagerate or try to impress here, it's unlikely I'll run
into any of you. (except for the odd excursion into the backwoods of Maine)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Please explain that concept to your buddy Harry.

John H[_2_] October 14th 08 06:44 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:41:41 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday. The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.

"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"

SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures for
anyone
under 10.

Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw him.

He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.

and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.


Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them harder to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a bitch.
--
John H



Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.


I would imagine you, Harry, and Jimmie could do more pushups than all the
other folks here combined. Or at least *say* you could.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]

Boater October 14th 08 06:52 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
John H wrote:
On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:41:41 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday. The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.
"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"
SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures for
anyone
under 10.
Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw him.
He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.

and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.
Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them harder to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.


I would imagine you, Harry, and Jimmie could do more pushups than all the
other folks here combined. Or at least *say* you could.



I don't have to imagine where you bend over, Herring...in the showers at
the golf club. How many bars of soap do you pick up each day?


John H[_2_] October 14th 08 07:44 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
..
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]

Don White October 14th 08 08:13 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 

wrote in message
...
On Oct 14, 1:35 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Oct 14, 11:41 am, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday.
The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.


"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"


SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures
for
anyone
under 10.


Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that
is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw
him.


He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.


and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.


Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them
harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a
bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do
one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my
back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.- Hide quoted
text -


- Show quoted text -


Come on, that's almost believable. If you want to be like your lover/
clone Harry, you need to come up with more far fetched lies than that!
Try at least doubling the numbers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*------------------------
Ah LoogieToons........ if I wanted to lie, I would come up with double the
numbers.
I feel no need to exagerate or try to impress here, it's unlikely I'll run
into any of you. (except for the odd excursion into the backwoods of
Maine)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Please explain that concept to your buddy Harry.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Harry has to live done there with y'all.



Don White October 14th 08 08:15 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
John H wrote:
On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:41:41 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday. The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.
"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"
SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures for
anyone
under 10.
Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw him.
He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.

and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.
Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do
one handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on
my back. I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups,
although I usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.


I would imagine you, Harry, and Jimmie could do more pushups than all the
other folks here combined. Or at least *say* you could.



I don't have to imagine where you bend over, Herring...in the showers at
the golf club. How many bars of soap do you pick up each day?


....and when he keeps throwing his own soap down.................
I guess that's why he enjoys 'golf' so much.



Boater October 14th 08 08:17 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Oct 14, 1:35 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Oct 14, 11:41 am, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:
On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday.
The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.
"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"
SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures
for
anyone
under 10.
Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that
is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw
him.
He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.
and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.
Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them
harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a
bitch.
--
John H
Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do
one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my
back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.- Hide quoted
text -
- Show quoted text -

Come on, that's almost believable. If you want to be like your lover/
clone Harry, you need to come up with more far fetched lies than that!
Try at least doubling the numbers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*------------------------
Ah LoogieToons........ if I wanted to lie, I would come up with double the
numbers.
I feel no need to exagerate or try to impress here, it's unlikely I'll run
into any of you. (except for the odd excursion into the backwoods of
Maine)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Please explain that concept to your buddy Harry.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Harry has to live done there with y'all.



I figure one of these days Loogy will get so ****ed he'll drive up to
Acelaville and bust down my front door.

[email protected] October 14th 08 08:59 PM

Another budding motorcyclist
 
On Oct 14, 3:13*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Oct 14, 1:35 pm, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


....
On Oct 14, 11:41 am, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:52:04 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:


On Oct 12, 3:37 pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
.. .
Went down to watch a couple grandsons play football yesterday.
The
oldest
wanted to see if his feet reach the footpegs yet. That's been the
criteria
for his first ride. Well, now they reach, so all he needs is some
proper
clothing and he's good to go!


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ndBrettFootbal...
--
John H.


"so all he needs is some proper clothing and he's good to go!"


SAY WHAT!
Maybe some lessons on how to handle the bike would be nice.
JustWait has a training program going. Includes obscene gestures
for
anyone
under 10.


Who is the 80-year-old old fart on the front of that bike? If that
is
herring, he surely has aged a lot - and badly - since I last saw
him.


He for being well into his 60's I'd say he'd doing pretty good.


and I really don't know, but i would imagine that if he wanted he
could "drop and give 30" fairly easily.


Probably not. I hate pushups. My arms are long, which makes them
harder
to
do. I could never do one pullup, which kept me out of Airborne school.
Most
arm spans are within an inch of a person's height. My arm span is five
inches longer than my height. Makes buying long sleeved shirts a
bitch.
--
John H


Pfffff..I could do over 70 real strict pushups.
Once in community college, a group of classmates bet me I couldn't do
one
handed pushups... I was on number 15 when one of the guys jumped on my
back.
I collected of course. I also liked doing headstand pushups, although I
usually needed a wall or something to keep my balance.- Hide quoted
text -


- Show quoted text -


Come on, that's almost believable. If you want to be like your lover/
clone Harry, you need to come up with more far fetched lies than that!
Try at least doubling the numbers.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------**------------------------
Ah LoogieToons........ if I wanted to lie, I would come up with double the
numbers.
I feel no need to exagerate or try to impress here, it's unlikely I'll run
into any of you. (except for the odd excursion into the backwoods of
Maine)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Please explain that concept to your buddy Harry.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*----

Harry has to live done there with y'all.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Could you translate that into English please? What's funny is that if
it were someone who doesn't put up with Harry's lies, name calling and
vulgarity that wrote that sentence, he'd be calling them ignorant,
stupid, or worse. You get a free pass because you're his puppy.


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