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Daddy is a dancer


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said,

"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."


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John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said,

"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."




Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?
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On Oct 6, 12:43 pm, Boater wrote:
John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.


All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.


However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,


"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.


Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,


"Is that really true about your father?"


"No," the boy said,


"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."


Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?


Sure, the DNC took money from Fannie mae and Freddie Mac to allow them
to keep destroying the economy, so I'd say prostitution is certainly
more honorable than being a Dem.
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On Oct 6, 12:43 pm, Boater wrote:
John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said,
"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."

Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?


Sure, the DNC took money from Fannie mae and Freddie Mac to allow them
to keep destroying the economy, so I'd say prostitution is certainly
more honorable than being a Dem.



I have to say, I'm really enjoying your side's rationalization of our
nation's slide into the sewer. I have a feeling the majority of voters
will think otherwise on 4 November.
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On Oct 6, 12:43*pm, Boater wrote:
John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer * * * * * * * * * *


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.


All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.


However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,


"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.


*Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,


"Is that really true about your father?"


"No," the boy said,


"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."


Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?- Hide quoted text -

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Great. The most narcissistic, rude, crude, low life fat slob and a
poor excuse for humanity calling someone else an asshole.


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On Oct 6, 12:43*pm, Boater wrote:





John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer * * * * * * * * * *


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.


All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.


However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,


"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.


*Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,


"Is that really true about your father?"


"No," the boy said,


"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."


Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Great. The most narcissistic, rude, crude, low life fat slob and a
poor excuse for humanity calling someone else an asshole.- Hide quoted text -

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Chris Dodd
Barak Obama
John Kerry

.... in that order were the ones who took the most lobby money from
Freddie and Fannie while Rome burned...
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On Oct 6, 12:43 pm, Boater wrote:





John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said,
"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."
Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Great. The most narcissistic, rude, crude, low life fat slob and a
poor excuse for humanity calling someone else an asshole.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Chris Dodd
Barak Obama
John Kerry

... in that order were the ones who took the most lobby money from
Freddie and Fannie while Rome burned...



None got as much as McCain's campaign professionals.
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On Oct 6, 1:03 pm, wrote:
On Oct 6, 12:43 pm, Boater wrote:





John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher
asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to
ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said,
"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say
that in front of the other kids."
Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?- Hide quoted
text -
- Show quoted text -
Great. The most narcissistic, rude, crude, low life fat slob and a
poor excuse for humanity calling someone else an asshole.- Hide
quoted text -

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Chris Dodd
Barak Obama
John Kerry

... in that order were the ones who took the most lobby money from
Freddie and Fannie while Rome burned...



None got as much as McCain's campaign professionals.


What about Barney Frank declaring that all is well at Fannie Mae and
Freddie Mac.

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Boater wrote:
John H. wrote:
Daddy is a dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy
and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said,

"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say
that in front of the other kids."



Relate to what? To the fact that you are an asshole?


What happened to your sense of humor Krause?

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