I'm so sick of DailyKOS, Andrew Sullivan, Democratic Underground,
et.al., camped up inside the uteruses of Republican politicians (and
their daughters, for God's sake) -- let's really open up the floor to
questions.

How Many Abortions Have Barack and Michelle Obama Had Between Them?

As long as we're just asking questions-- I want to know.

I want answers.

I mean, since questions about motherhood and child-rearing have become
central to this campaign -- aren't we entitled to this information?

Obama's is a supporter of abortion rights. I'd like to know if he puts
his personal political preferences into real-life action.

Again -- bear in mind, I've been informed by a former TNR editor
turned blogger writing at the gay gossip site and antisemitic
conspiracy newsletter The Atlantic that these questions are quite
important.

I've been informed that the mere fact that Governor Palin took her
kids with her to witness the most important professional moment of her
life makes her kids "fair game" -- and also "opened the door" to any
and all questions about the Palins' sex lives and decisions regarding
childbearing and child-rearing.

However, let's leave the Obama kids out of it. For now. Seems fair to
me even if it's a little unbalanced.

However, we'll leave in Barack and Michelle Obama themselves. They are
adults. They showed their kids on TV-- therefore their sexual
histories are "fair game."

So: How many "Little Obamas" have been left in the sink? I wish to
examine each and every one of Barry and Michelle's choices, just as
the KosKids, DU and the utterly deranged psychopathic vagina-envy
professional homosexual Andrew Sullivan wishes to examine Governor
Palin's.

Where are Michelle Obama's gynecological records?

These are important questions, and I will not be bullied into silence.
It's my duty to ask them.

Incidentally... Barack Obama is, objectively, much more attractive
than Michelle. Objectively, you understand.

Anyone buying that he's been faithful? What's your best guess as to
the number of affairs he's had?

Just speculatin' about a likelihood here. I know the National Enquirer
has looked into this -- but found no confirmation of anything. But,
apparently, they did hear some things.

So let's ask some questions, do a little speculating, you know - just
ask questions.

Lots of 'em.